Maybe it's just a sign that I'm getting older? Whatever. For the first time in the history of the universe, Pig Sty Avenue is in complete agreement with a Daily Mail headline. Russell Brand is pond life. What's the point in him? I've never seen it.
And as for Jonathon Ross, I've never liked the smarmy cunt: in particular, he has the irksome quality, for a radio broadcaster, of pausing (not doubt for the laughter he hears in his head) after making one of his banal remarks. He is around 50, too - it's not as if he can be treated as young and daft.
The most amazing aspect is how much these two bastards get paid from our licence fee. Why? What's it all about? There's a credit crunch. Sack them. Let them work in a call centre, see how their intimidating phone calls go down there. The fuckers. Spend the money saved on Radios 3 and 4.