Kevin Keegan's remarks the other week continue to feed column inches. Typically, The Sun have just caught on. Actually, [spits on pavement] they do have a point there. What's the story at Arsenal? It looks possible that Ashley, no numpty as I keep saying, is onto this.
And there are other reasons to be cheerful. All that success, built on a bubble of debt, eh? The bastards. I doubt United's creditors would risk their investment by pulling any plugs. But what if Abramovich decides he wants to take his ball and play elsewhere?
The future's bright. It's Black and White.