PhD

Once the summer's over, I'm looking at a rather bleak landscape so far as teaching goes... I'll be finished the MA by then (though I don't get to wear the funny hat until January). Besides, I'm sick and tired of renting myself out by the hour to the cowboys and cocksuckers who manage EFL.

Therefore, I plan, if possible, to get paid to do research. Probably in language testing. Getting funded is very complicated. But findaphd.com seems as good a place as any to start.

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  1. MichaelThu Apr 30, 09:55:00 am BST

    Tell me about it. I've just realised my four-day weekend isn't actually, as I assumed, a holiday. Instead the twelve teaching hours have been shunted on to other days.
    They never miss a chance to squeeze a bit more out of you, do they?

    Good luck with the funding.

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  2. Garry NixonThu Apr 30, 11:02:00 am BST

    The bastards.

    Thanks mate.

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  3. Garry NixonThu Apr 30, 11:03:00 am BST

    PS: it's a sorry state of affairs when both our football team and chosen profession are shite.

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  4. MichaelThu Apr 30, 01:30:00 pm BST

    Sorry indeed. Still, we wouldn't be able to appreciate the occasional ray of sunshine otherwise, would we?

    Hmmm, make that very occasional.

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