My Mate Ian

Is going into business.

So if you need to make a speech of any sort, get in touch with him. I would stake my liver on his honesty, integrity and ability; and on the fact that he's a big numpty.

Good look, matey!

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  1. My Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen, & any other associated hangers-on, let it be noted in the blog that I, Ian D. Nesbitt, being a long-term friend of the aforementioned Pigsty gadgie (one of only a select number of people who will put up with his myriad eccentricities) do hereby thank him for his selfless exposition of my embryonic business. It is appreciated, as is the enduring nature of our friendship.

    There – it’s been said.

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