The Boldon Lad

Overheard story in The Boldon Lad:

"There was someone keep ringing at the door bell last night and I looked out and said 'Oh, fucking hell!' There was four really hard looking Chinese fellas stood out there: I keep getting home, full of drink, and ringing up up for a delivery, then falling fast asleep. I cannot help it man! I've pissed off every Chinese take-away for miles around. I must owe them hundreds..."

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