According to play.com, the keyboard was despatched yesterday, and should be here in three to five days. The software's coming from Canada, and will be a week or so longer. I imagine able I will be able to hold my own in a wee band, five to ten years from now. You know the sort of thing, older musicians of variable quality, knocking out jazz standards of a Sunday afternoon. That'll be me. At any rate, I want to be able to do The Piano Has Been Drinking and Stardust at parties in a year or two's time.