Do they have The Family in San Francisco?

There's been some internet blether about San Francisco Values lately, with the Congressional elections imminent. Meanwhile we've just had episode 10 of Series 6 of The Sopranos, with Fat Vito headed back to New Jersey, and all the homophobic gangsters knowing the truth about his sexual preferences.

Well, I got to thinking, Tony Soprano could solve what's now become a morale/personnel/equal rights issue by making a call to his Friends in San Francisco, and maybe getting Vito a start over there. He could extort and be a loan shark by day, and go to discos dressed as a short fat member of the Village People by night. What would be wrong with that?

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