Whinging Premier League Managers III
Wenger's probably the PL's best whinger . However, one does live in a fucking glass house and shouldn't perhaps throw too many stones...
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The difference between tragedy and farce, of course, is that the latter is usually funny. So I suppose the only way for a Newcastle fan to avoid climbing into the airing cupboard and curling into a foetal ball, is to have a laugh. Now Kinnear finds the press "sickening" , which is surprising, as he's done so much to keep them on board. And it gets even crazier . In fastening onto Barton as a potential saviour, he begins to look like one socially inadequate twat finding he has a lot in common with another socially inadequate twat. Calling a journalist "a cunt", and hitting people at work or during a night out are just examples of the same sort of behaviour. We've no doubt all wanted to get vocative with the C word - especially at work. And have fantasized about sticking one on an annoying bastard. But most of us have a safety barrier between thought and deed. Even Paulie Walnuts, right, would regard such behaviour as unprofessional and unacceptable. In...
I ain't coming up here to have the piss taken out of me
As Newcastle United move seamlessly from tragedy to farce, here's the full uncensored transcript of Joe Kinnear's recent "press conference". (From The Guardian ). JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]? SB Me. JK You're a cunt. SB Thank you. JK Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order. Absolutely fucking out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can fuck off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that fucking crap. No fucking way, lies. Fuck, you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle's players] fucked off. SB No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it? JK I've fucking read it, I've read it. SB It doesn't say that. Have you read it? JK You are trying to fucking undermine my position already. SB Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off. JK Fuck o...